Q: What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A: A Thesaurus
Q: Why were the Indians here first?
A: They had reservations
Q: What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
A: It goes back 4 seconds (for seconds)
Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
