Joke of the Day

Q: What fish goes well with peanut butter?

A: A jelly fish!


Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?

A: Because it had more cents.


Q: Why was the math book sad?

A: Because it had too many problems.


Q: Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?

A: Class: At once!


Q: Why didn't the two 4's want any dinner?

A: Because they already 8!


Q: How was the Roman Empire cut in half?

A: With a pair of Caesars!