1) Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out!
Certainly, which way did you come in?
2) Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cash!
Cash who?
No thanks, but I'd like some peanuts!
3) WHY DID CINDERELLA GET KICKED OUT OFF THE SOFTBALL TEAM?
Because she ran away from the BALL.
4) Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
................................because of his coffin!