Joke of the Day

Here is a joke that sure will bring a smile to your day, this joke was provided by a Self-Help Enterprise employee. 

I have a chicken who’s able to count her own eggs. That’s because she’s a mathemachicken.

Halloween Jokes

Spooky Jokes

Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween?

Why?

It didn’t have a haunting license.

Jokes

Happy Friday Everyone! Here's a joke that was given by a student at Rancho Lindo.

When is a baseball player like a spider?

Answer: When he catches a fly ball

Joke of the Day

Good afternoon! Only a couple of hours until the weekend but to get you and the kids through the rest of the weekday here's a cheesy joke. 

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because he felt crummy.

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Time to laugh kids!

A fisherman was trying to learn the alphabet, He got lost at C.


How does NASA organize a party?  They planet!


What's the only part of the house that doesn't blink?  The stairs!

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Hey Kids, it's time to Laugh!


Why did the shark cross the ocean?

 

 

To get to the other tide.

 

 

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It's time to laugh kids!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?  Gummy bear, Ha Ha Ha!

Remember kids when life gives you lemons, make lemonade :-)

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Q:  What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A:  A Thesaurus

Q:  Why were the Indians here first?
A:  They had reservations

Q:  What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
A:  It goes back 4 seconds (for seconds)

Q:  What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A:  Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?

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Q:  What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

A:  A Holly Davidson.


Q:  What do you call it when you have your Nana on speed dial?

A:  Instagram.


Q:  Why do ghosts hate to go to Prom?

A:  They have no body to dance with.

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly so they lit a fire in the craft.

Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you cannot have your kayak and heat it too.  Bahahahahaha!!!

Have a Great Day!!!

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Q: If Frosty the Snowman and a vampire had a baby, what would they name it?

A: Frostbite!


Q: Do you know how to make a tissue dance?

A: Put a little boogie in it.

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Something to make you go hmmm:

I've been doing quite a bit of thinking and I've come to the conclusion that their are 3 types of people in the world, those that can do math and those that can't.

Happy Friday Everyone...don't forget to smile today.

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Q:  What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

A:  Lettuce turnip the beet!





Q:  What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?


A:  A thesaurus

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Something to think about:


If attacked by a mob of clowns…go for the juggler…”



“I stayed up all night to see where the sun went…
 Then it dawned on me”



Have a great day everyone and don't forget to think today!

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Q:  What did the old pirate say when the Police officer asked him his age?




A:  I’m eighty ( Aye Matey)

 

 

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Hi Everybody, it's time to laugh!!!


Q:  Why did the baker have to go to the bank?



A:  He kneaded dough!!!

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Q:  Why did the ghost go to the Emergency Room?


A:  Because he had a BOOOO, BOOOO!

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Q:  Why don't oysters give to charity?



A:  Because they're shellfish!!!    LOL!!!

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Q: What does a shark eat for dinner?


A: Fish and 'ships'!

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Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?


A: Because they spend years at 'C'!